Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
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you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
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My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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