i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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