Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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