Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
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I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
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Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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