when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
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