I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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