Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I love you. Go after that dick
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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