His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
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When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
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Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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