I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
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Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
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It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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