Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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