Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
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he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
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I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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