So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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