Just fell off a train. Bad.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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