Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
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this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
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I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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