Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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