also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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