so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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