Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
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Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
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I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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