You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
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He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
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I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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