chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
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After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
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State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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