after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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