what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Randomize
