I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
now i know why i became what i already was.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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