the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
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How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
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Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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