so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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