went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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