a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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