is wine microwaveable?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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