i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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