if only i could text you this smell
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
