hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
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Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
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You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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