Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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