I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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