State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
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