i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
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Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
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If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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