Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
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The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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