if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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