So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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