Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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