is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
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