do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
i've created a new STD.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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