Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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