you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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