this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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