At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
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Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
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Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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