your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
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I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
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bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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