Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
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I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
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Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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