garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I cannot find my penis.
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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