He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
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I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
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Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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