My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.