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say what?
wanna hang out?
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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