worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
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Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
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I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.