No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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