Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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