so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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