I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
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We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
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I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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