OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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