She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
You have to summon your inner elephant
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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