try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Your topless pictures make me question reality
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
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