Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
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At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
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I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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